Thursday, 1 August 2013

Sharon Osbourne slams Justin Bieber

Sharon Osbourne believes Justin Bieber is ''lost''.The 'Talk' co-host has slammed the 19-year-old singer's new bad boy persona, claiming he is...

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Simon Cowell Vacations With Amanda Silverman and Husband Pre-Baby Mama Drama--See the Pics!

And the awkwardness continues... Just one day after news broke that Simon Cowell is expecting his first child with (former?) pal Andrew Silverman's wife, New York City socialite Laura...

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Simon Cowell's sordid baby saga

Daddy!

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Simon Cowell Slammed for Adultery in Friend's Divorce Amid Baby Drama

The man married to Simon Cowell's baby mama, Lauren Silverman, has cited adultery in divorce papers he filed two weeks ago in New York City, the New York Post says. Andrew Silverman,...

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This Could Get Ugly...

Simon Cowell has reportedly been named in the divorce papers filed by his friend Andrew Silverman, after it was alleged the 'X Factor' boss is having ...

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Tulisa becomes a novelist – proving there is life after The X Factor

Is there no end to Ms Contostavlos's skills? She has been a member of N-Dubz, an X Factor judge, an actor and a perfumer. And now she's written a book that's 'impossible to put down'

On Wednesday night Amazon's Nasdaq share value closed down slightly, a perplexing turn of events that did little to reflect future demand for new Kindles signposted by the announcement, on Wednesday morning, of Tulisa Contostavlos's debut novel.

In announcing the news, the Mirror quoted a curiously knowledgable pal saying "it has been a hard few months for Tulisa but she can't wait for her book to be released", which is perhaps a little optimistic about the critical and commercial fate that awaits Tulisa's latest travails. "Tulisa's debut novel is impossible to put down," we are told, which sounds rather like a challenge of endurance, "and impossible to forget", which simply sounds like a threat.

There is also a subtle hint from Tulisa's pal that Sky – for this is the title of the book that will have Tulisa's name on the front – is not the limit. "She has been really focused on writing the novels," they noted, "and has been spending most of her time on them." That's novels with an "s"! And "them"! So there could be more to come. But let's concentrate on the first, the publication date of which is listed by Tulisasource.com, one of Lost in Showbiz's favourite Tulisa fansites, as 11 September – make of that what you will.

Until then, the level of public debate we can expect to surround this literary release is best summarised by one tweet quoted by gossip website Entertainmentwise: "Tulisa is releasing a novel!? MOVE OVER CHARLES DICKINS!"

Still, the promotional blurb for Sky promises some impressive work. The book, apparently, tells the story of a London schoolgirl's rise to stardom and – hold on. Lost in Showbiz can see what's happening here. This is a companion piece to last year's autobiographical tome Honest, which also had Tulisa's name on the front. But back to Sky. "In 2005, a south London schoolgirl huddles cold and wet on the kerb," trumpets the synopsis. "Her bruised eye swollen shut, her schoolbag dirty and torn. Sky Beradino dreams of coming out on top – just for once – and vows that no one will keep her down for ever. In 2013, a talented young actress takes a deep breath before stepping on stage. Glamorous, confident and beautiful, only the very closest to her know the price she has paid."

In one sense it's cheering that, despite the lamentable efforts of a certain Sunday newspaper to destroy Tulisa as both a celebrity and human being, she is storming ahead with her plan for world domination. But that sound you hear is not just the doors to the publishing industry being kicked down, or at least wedged open with a job lot of unsold perfume bottles, any more than it's the distant rumble of JCBs heading to Poundland HQ in a race to construct extra warehouse space by 12 September. It is the sound of Tulisa crossing one further option off her list.

So far Tulisa has been a member of N-Dubz (and a rather good one, too), an X Factor judge, an actor, a solo performer, a perfumer and, of course, an autobiographer. Beyond this she is also a celebrity, that supposedly solid foundation on which some of those commercial ventures, and most future ones, are built. The modern celebrity must be a polymath: so determined to prove doubters wrong when they ask "but what do they actually do?" that they try to do everything but often end up succeeding at very little. They forget that great celebrities, like great musicians and actors, are defined more by what they say no to than what they say yes to. In the end, the noise they make cancels itself out, and as each venture fails, the celebrity moves on to the next career lifeline on the list.

But it is a finite list. Obviously, Tulisa can still launch that theme park we have all been waiting for – after all, who wouldn't want their picture taken with a Rada graduate in an oversized Dappy costume? But as you watch a celebrity slowly running out of options while crossing your fingers that their next venture is in some way decent, and as you see them meeting, then shedding, companions along the way, you feel rather like the Doctor Who fan who eagerly awaits his next incarnation, while knowing that with each new face the franchise approaches the Doctor's 12-regeneration limit.

How many times can Tulisa regenerate? She is probably now at the Colin Baker stage, which might seem perilous but elsewhere this week the celebrity cosmos has also shown us Alex Reid offering his Katie Price wedding ring in a competition for readers of Now! magazine, which in the Whovian timeline is somewhere near Christopher Eccleston. Jedward, meanwhile, have changed their Twitter biography to a Gmail address at which they hope to receive "Business Enquiries". For Jedward, perhaps the four-year spell of employment that began when they startled the world by clearly not being able to sing on a singing competition represents a decent run of luck; but in regeneration terms they have gone beyond the Matt Smith stage and are firmly into whoever-comes-after-Matt territory. The BBC is naturally tight-lipped about Smith's replacement as the Doctor. Perhaps, if her busy schedule of promoting books with her name on the front allows, this role could be Tulisa's next move?


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Simon Cowell 'Named In Divorce Papers As Rumoured Mother Of Love Child Lauren Silverman Steps Out With Hint Of Baby ...

According To A New Report The TV Moguls Was Named As A Co-respondent In Case

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'X Factor' Kitty Brucknell releases music video for new track 'Chains'

The singer gets support from Queen's Brian May on Twitter.

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Simon Cowell girlfriends: Sinitta, Dannii Minogue, Carmen Electra, more

Sinitta, Dannii Minogue, Carmen Electra: The girlfriends of Simon Cowell.        

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Sharon O in racism row over Bieber ?black? comments

X FACTOR star facing backlash after she said Justin ?doesn?t realise he?s white not black? and that he?s acting ?bad?

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Sinitta 'bursts into tears' after learning Simon Cowell fathered a child with socialite Lauren Silverman

A tearful Sinitta is said to have told Cowell 'it should have been me' after hearing that the X Factor mogul is expecting a child with married US socialite Lauren Silverman, 36.

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Simon Cowell 'accused of adultery in divorce papers'

Simon Cowell has reportedly been named in divorce papers filed by the husband of his married lover Lauren Silverman, as it was claimed The X Factor judge and the New York socialite are expecting a baby.        

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Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman's seven-year friendship in pictures

Cowell met Lauren during one of his annual trips to the Sandy Lane resort in Barbados back in 2006, when she was on holiday with husband Andrew, from whom she has now separated.

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Simon Cowell's pregnant married lover Lauren Silverman breaks cover as he's accused of adultery in divorce papers

The 36-year-old walked her seven-year-old son down the driveway of the $4m family home in Bridgehampton, New York, where she is hiding out.

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Styles couldn't turn down X Factor

Harry Styles has said he would feel he had to take a job on the X Factor if he was asked.

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PHOTO: Simon Cowell Appears In Reflective Mood In First Sighting Since Baby Allegations

The Media Mogul Was Spotted Leaving A Building After Filming The X Factor USA

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Simon Cowell named in Silverman divorce papers

Simon Cowell has been named in the divorce papers filed by his pregnant lover's husband Andrew Silverman.The 53-year-old star was allegedly...

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Gary 'Quits The X Factor'

Gary Barlow has reportedly told 'X Factor' bosses that he is quitting the singing contest to focus on relaunching Take That. The singer's decision to...

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Sharon Osbourne hits back at "insignificant" Dannii Minogue as she confirms that she is only back for one more series ...

The pair's running feud was reignited when Dannii, 41, claimed bringing her old sparring partner back to the show – which starts its tenth series next month - was "risky" and may not be a hit with viewers.

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Simon Cowell's Expecting a Baby! Here's Why the X Factor Judge Will Be a Good Dad

Yes, Simon Cowell is a stern son-of-a-gun, but the celeb also has some traits that will be beneficial as a father. No really, hear us out. After hearing that the X Factor judge is...

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Louis Walsh has 'Voice' dig: 'X Factor has no competition'

The X Factor judge says that The Voice UK has failed.

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Schmazing! Nicole Scherzinger Belts Out Stunning National Anthem At LA Dodgers Game (WATCH)

Nic's Certainly Got A Set Of Lungs On Her!

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Simon Cowell accused of adultery in divorce papers after getting best friend's wife pregnant

Simon Cowell is accused of adultery in divorce papers filed by his best friend Andrew Silver after it emerged his wife is having the media mogul's baby, according to reports.

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'He's Boring And Average'

We just love it when Sharon Osbourne goes on one of her unprovoked rants, and the latest star to feel the sharp end of her...

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James Arthur Teases New Music On Twitter

James Arthur has teased a new song on Twitter. The X Factor 2012 champ - who is currently working on his debut album - uploaded a YouTube video of himself in the studio recording some new...

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Simon Cowell Stays Silent During First Sighting Since Baby With Lauren Silverman Allegations

The Media Mogul Was Spotted Leaving A Building After Filming The X Factor USA

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Simon Cowell steps out for the first time since baby rumours but refuses to speak

MUSIC mogul Simon Cowell has refused to acknowledge rumours that he is set to become a father for the first time.        

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Olly For 'The Voice'?

Olly Murs has revealed he would be up for being a judge, sorry, coach on 'The Voice'.

The former 'X Factor' star has been linked to the role after ...

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Jahmene: I am not shy, just humble

The X Factor star Jahmene Douglas says, for him, "it's never difficult to say no" to his record label.

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Olly For 'The Voice'?

Olly Murs has revealed he would be up for being a judge, sorry, coach on 'The Voice'. The former 'X Factor' star has been linked...

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Watch Simon Cowell sulk on first appearance since it's revealed he's expecting baby with married lover

The photo-bulbs light up backdoor exit of the Los Angeles studio where the 53-year-old was filming The X Factor USA until 11pm last night [July 31]. Cowell shows no emotion and remains totally silent when quizzed about the sensational baby news.

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Simon Cowell Baby: Music Mogul's Mother and Former Flame React to News

Simon Cowell has fathered a child with New York socialite Lauren Silverman, according to the Mail Online. Lauren is married to Cowell's friend, Andrew Silverman, and it is believed the real estate tycoon filed for divorce earlier this summer.

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Simon Cowell pictured for the first time after married lover Lauren Silverman reveals she's expecting his baby

While Cowell is said to accept that the baby is his, the news came as a huge shock to both Simon and his group of close female friends... otherwise known as his 'harem'.

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Simon Cowell 'to be a dad' news hits Twitter, David Walliams and Sinitta share their shock

Following the news that Simon Cowell is to become a dad (we still can't quite believe it either), friends of the music mogul have taken to Twitter to share their surprise.

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Simon Cowell's harem talk babies

Simon Cowell may be keeping mum about rumours he's set to be a dad, but his harem of famous gal pals are a lot more forthcoming on the touchy subject.

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Simon Cowell given blessing by Lauren's husband

Andrew Silverman has given Simon Cowell his blessing to have a baby with his wife.The property tycoon was left reeling at the revelation yesterday...

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Simon Cowell's impending fatherhood: Love at last - or just one hell of a mess? Asks ALISON BOSHOFF

Lauren Silverman, the pushiest, chattiest and most effervescent of Cowell's favoured brunettes, will soon be boasting a tidy little baby bump.

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Simon Cowell To Be A Dad For First Time

Simon Cowell's mother is reported to be "delighted" after news emerged the music mogul is to become a father for the first time.

The talent show bo...

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Simon Cowell set to be first-time dad

Simon Cowell's mother is reported to be 'delighted' after news emerged the music mogul is to become a father for the first time.

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Simon Cowell Baby News: Carmen Electra 'So Happy For Him'

Ex-Britain's Got Talent Guest Judge Is Thrilled With The Reports

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Sharon Osbourne: X Factor my last

Sharon Osbourne says she won't do more X Factor after this year's series.

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Sharon Osbourne: 'Justin Bieber is about as mean as a f**king kitten'

The X Factor judge slams the teenager's recent behaviour.        

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One Direction Harry Styles: 'I couldn't turn down X Factor'

However, his 1D bandmate Niall Horan says that judging on the show would be "weird".

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Simon Cowell's Baby News: "I'm So Happy for Him!" Says Pal Carmen Electra

Simon Cowell's pal Carmen Electra is reacting to his big baby news! Electra, who was romantically linked to Cowell in September 2012 when they were photographed on a dinner date...

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Grimshaw's breakfast audience grows

Radio 1's Nick Grimshaw has increased his audience for the breakfast show, but is still almost four million listeners behind his Radio 2 rival Chris Evans.

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Stepmother of Simon Cowell's pregnant and married lover says shock pregnancy is 'beautiful'

The step-mother of Simon Cowell's pregnant, married lover has called the news of her pregnancy 'beautiful' and a 'blessing'.

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Can you spot your favourite X Factor star in this mash-up to celebrate 10 years of the show?

VIDEO: CLIP celebrates 10 years of top talent produced by the ITV programme ? but is your top singer in there?

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Sharon Osbourne Gives X Factor Bosses A Headache With Constant Swearing? 'So Much Has To Be Edited Out'

The Potty Mouthed Judge Has Made Her Return To The ITV Show

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Simon Cowell 'expecting baby with friend's wife'

Simon Cowell is reportedly expecting his first child with the wife of one of his friends.        

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