Amid all the craziness that was One Direction's This Is Us movie premiere in Leicester Square last night, what with Zayn putting a ring on it and all the boys generally looking per-fect, we almost forgot about Simon Cowell's baby mama drama and were too busy thinking about what a ruddy genius he. Well, ALMOST.
Simon was doing his thang on the red carpet - even posing for a few cheeky selfies with some lucky fans, which was probably the oddest thing we've *ever* witnessed, and surprisingly stopped for some interviews to chat about his boyband creation, how proud he is... and finally confirming he's due to become a dad. A-woo.