We used to think we had Simon Cowell completely sussed down, to the last pair of manboob grazing trousers. But ever since he confirmed that he's going to be a dad with his baby mama Lauren Silverman, he's been surprising us all over the shop.
Not only did we last see him snogging the face off his girlfriend outside a London restaurant this week (whaaa?) and heard him say that he's excited for the changes in his life (huh?) but now he's managed to blow us all away by making a shock return to his first *real* baby - The X Factor.
