Thursday, 19 September 2013

Sinitta admits mother-to-be Lauren Silverman is The One, sparks Simon Cowell marriage rumours

We're all sort of astounded here at heat, still, that Simon Cowell managed to impregnate a human lady. Think how long it must take him to unpeel himself from those high trousers before the act of nude, clammy congress could...        

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