Oh, to be Demi Lovato for a day. She's got the vocal cords, the schmoozy celeb friends in the form of Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and Niall Horan (not jelly) *and* she's seen Joe Jonas' willy. It's the dream really, isn't it? And as if being a moderately successful popstar, actress and X Factor USA judge wasn't enough, she's only a bloody author now too.
Yup - Demi's just released her first book Staying Strong - an inspirational-type thing helping us stay positive 365 days a year (not one for leap year fans, then) - and she's been looking BODACIOUS on the promo trail. As bloody per.