Theory: the rigidly haired, high-trousered Simon Cowell we know and mildly love was abducted and replaced by an imposter around the end of 2012, in a sort of actor-in-a-mask situation. How else would you explain him impregnating a human woman...
Theory: the rigidly haired, high-trousered Simon Cowell we know and mildly love was abducted and replaced by an imposter around the end of 2012, in a sort of actor-in-a-mask situation. How else would you explain him impregnating a human woman...