This week we have fought Harry Styles nearly to the death in The Hunger Games arena, sung a duet with Louis Tomlinson on the X Factor AND snogged Liam Payne on 43 separate dates - all from the comfort of our sofa. We're not ones to hog the lads and their tonguing skills either and as a bit of a gift to you, we've decided to share them, just this once.
No, we haven't finally cracker and instead are talking about the swoonsome swoonsome and extremely rude world of fan fiction. While a lot the majority of it is pure smut, there's loads out there that actually make a pretty good read.
Instead of you having to browse through all gazillion of them, we've picked out 10 of our all time faves for you lot to take a look at. From a sensitive Niall who'll hold you hand and have a nibble of your ear to the pretty brooding Dark Side of a fictional Harry, we guarantee there's a guilty pleasure to suit every single Directioner.