Simon Cowell will be in the delivery room for the birth of his child, so there’s a mental image

"Sir," the doctor are saying. "Sir, you really must lower the waistband of your trousers and put on these surgical robes." Simon Cowell's not having it. He's smoking four cigarettes at once and cutting his hair against a ruler and...        

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