Thumbs up: La Moss's table at the Wolseley, Katie Hillier's hair accessories, supermodel designers, Paul Smith's houndstooth jumper and Himalayan feet. Thumbs down: Gareth Bale, the kilt-satchel combo, twerking, X Factor style and having only one winter coat
Going up
Katie Hillier's jungle hair accessories hillierlondon.com's zebra-striped bunny hair bobbles are the cutest power accessory at fashion week.
Table 32 at the Wolseley Kate Moss's favourite table, apparently. Sit at it to pay homage or get a clear view for uninterrupted supermodel-watching. With cake.
Paul Smith's houndstooth jumper Yes, it's for men, but looks totally brilliant on women.
Supermodels designing things Both Freja Beha Erichsen and Karlie Kloss have worked on denim; now Helena Christensen has come up with some very nice bags for Kipling. Officially a trend.
Himalayan feet Camper meets Bernhard Willhelm for Opening Ceremony. Not for actual mountain climbing, but perfect with some decent raw denim.
Going down
Gareth Bale's hair The quiff-meister has moved on, and so should we. When a linesman is seen with a Bale cut, we need something new.
Kilt + satchel = overload Cambridge Satchel wearers, watch out. A kilt can tip the balance from chic utility into she's-a-bit-old-for-boarding-school.
Having one coat Forget about what's underneath. You'll need a capsule coat wardrobe to keep up with the fash pack this season.
X Factor get-the-looks We can barely watch it, so why would we want to dress like them?
Twerking Move over, Miley et al. Vogueing still gives good face: Gaga's Applause references Madonna's 1990 hit, while London's best 90s R&B night, Work It, has a Strike A Pose fashion week special .