Have you ever watched The X Factor, thought 'eh, hang on a minute - who's Simon Cowell to criticise whatsherchops' vocal ability?' and wondered what he sounds like singing Live While We're Young in the shower? Well, ladies and gentleman, we may have just found our answer - 'cause he's been doing his best Lil Wayne/Kanye West/Vanilla Ice impression and ACTUALLY RAPPING in a new spoof.
Yup - Si-Cow joined fellow X Factor USA judges Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio in a totes hilare little rap vid...and we actually think we might be even more attracted to MC Big Daddy than we are to regular Uncle Simon.
Are you prepared to hold the phone, shut the front door and forget everything you thought you knew? 'Cause this could potentially be the single best thing we've ever, ever witnessed. It doesn't start 'til about six minutes in, but yeah...check it out below.