Simon Cowell will not be going to birthing classes with Lauren Silverman; world tuts and hoiks bosom

Fresh from digging the seam of his uber-high-waisted jeans out of his man-junk long enough to impregnate a real human lady, Simon Cowell has reverted to type and confirmed he will not be attending ante-natal classes alongside Lauren Silverman. He...        

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