Every year when a hot new boyband hits our tellyboxes on The X Factor, there are a few things we just have to clear up from the get-go: 1) how old are they? (we don't wanna get ourselves in trouble), 2) when do they plan on getting naked? and 3) what do they look for in a girl? (we're still waiting on someone saying 'Hobnob enthusiast with a fondness of complex carbohydrates').
Well thankfully new boys on the block Kingsland Road know what the people want and have been yapping on about their dream gal pals - so listen up.
Chatting to Now magazine, Thompson said: "[I fancy] Jessica Rabbit. She's banging. Red hair, tight body," with Jay adding "I want someone like Jessica Alba with big curly hair, dimples and a body like a cola bottle." Well...er...we can't really do the rabbit thing, but we've had a bag of fizzy cola bottles on the desk for about 7 months if that turns you on?