Simon Cowell has risked another fallout with Cheryl Cole , after mocking her in the new ' X Factor ' musical, 'I Can't Sing!'. According to The Mirror , the Geordie former judge is parodied as Jordy, who is described as a 'popstar from the north-east' who is a singer in a band called Loud Girl Noize. Cheryl Cole A song called 'Here Come The Judges' describes Jody's last album as a flop, and ...