The UK Lingerie Awards 2013 took place in London last night, and for some reason The X Factor's Sam Callahan and Kingsland Road showed up to walk the pink carpet. WE CAN'T IMAGINE WHY. Ahem.
It's at this point that Sam's girlfriend Tamera Foster might want to glance away, because the singer was snapped posing with some rather scantily clad ladies as he arrived at the event.
Looks a bit like a (very attractive) hobbit in that waistcoat, doesn't he?
The Kingsland Road boys were also out in force, and seem to be trying to make tartan their thing. Gahd at this rate our ovaries are going to start melting every time we clap eyes on a set of bagpipes, purely by association.