You might think that the story of the nativity has very little to do with One Direction and their crotch hugging genius, but what if they hadn't been put together into a group on the X Factor - what would have happened then?
Well, we actually happen to have given that some deep thought (well, five minutes over a mince pie) and have come to the conclusion that it would most probably have involved a donkey and a trip to Bethlehem. Duh.
The tale would probably have begun when our good friend Niall Horan needed a lift back home to Mullingar for Christmas. Naturally he'd eaten so much Nando's that he couldn't fit in the car, not even the four wheel drive Lurvemobile.