Thursday 27 February 2014

Our glorious leader Simon Cowell has sired a rightful heir

Let's hope all the attention doesn't turn them both into monsters A few days ago, an almost sacred hush fell over the land. The cattle started bowing their heads in reverence. Men who thought themselves wise began silently packing up their valuables and wandered off towards the horizon. For, lo, a new saviour was born. All hail Eric, son of Simon. Lead us, Eric. Yes, the day has finally come ...

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