Let's face it, Simon Cowell might have all the money in the world but he's always been incapable of buying (a) jeans that fit and (b) anything remotely fashionable, but boy-oh-boy, he's taken things to a WHOLE new level judging by these snaps of him in Benidorm Miami. **WARNING: YOU CANNOT UNSEE THESE PICTURES** The music mogul was spotted looking like an extra from a Village People tribute band ...