There's not long left until we find out who'll be crowned winner of The X Factor 2013 and with so much tension in the air as the remaining contestants get ready to battle it out this weekend, it seemed only right to sit down with Luke Friend for an extremely serious chat to find out some really important things about his hopes and dreams.
Like why he once took a nap in a bush, what he would do if a pack of zombies tried to eat his face and just how he'd handle Harry Styles hitting on his sister.
It is of course The Stupid Interview, so see what Luke had to say below...
So to start off with, give us your best insult.
Insult? Oh my goodness, I'm too laid back for this. Hey you bugger or something like that maybe.
You said that in such a nice voice it was almost like the warm embrace of a compliment. If you had to eat another celebrity in order to survive, who would it be?