He's a bit of a cheaty pants, she's out on police bail after being arrested for a drug related crime earlier this year. Oh yes, TOWIE's Mario Falcone and Tulisa are a match made in HEAVEN. Naht.
However, despite the fact that he was declaring his undying love for ex fiance Lucy Mecklenburgh just weeks ago - before being snapped in the company of several models, ahem - Mario is apparently trying to woo the former x factor judge singer gal from the streets.
"How he is doing this wooing?" we hear you ask. "Is he sending her flowers? Singing 'Young' outside her window at night? Writing her romantic poems entitled 'T and Me'?"
Don't be ridiculous, this is the 21st century - he's been sending her 'flirty texts' of course. Is there any other way to romance a lady these days? *sobs into a copy of Pride and Prejudice*